Yep, it's another boring web page...
- So why are you here?
This is indeed yet another totally blah web page done by an utterly blah person with absolutely nothing interesting to say. Except blah, of course. Personally I hate pages like this that people put all over the place just to announce how incredibly cool they are. Well I'm not cool. Not even remotely chilly. That doesn't, however, imply this page being particularly hot either. Kind of annoyingly lukewarm, actually.
Why do people want all pages to be either cool as a corpse or hotter than men's underwear that first spring day when the gals start wearing miniskirts, anyway?
So bugger off to some incredibly cool site and leave me alone in my comfortable little mug of lukewarm beer!